Although the Knights of the Round Table are famous for jealousy, scheming, and treason (as well as less interesting things like chivalry, honor, and purity), you shouldn't let that affect your opinion of the table itself. It was a darn fine table, and it taught those great sword-toting boors an important virtue: sharing.

Your kids are probably too young to appreciate the egalitarianism of a table with no head, but who knows? (Design Public disclaims all responsibility for any jealousy, scheming or treason that may result from your purchase of this item.)