I'm thinking of pioneering a movement called "earthquake chic": furniture that looks great in your house under normal circumstances, but still looks just as great after an earthquake. You know, tables you can't tip over, ottomans that resemble hunks of ceiling material--and the Lightstick. It's six feet of lamp, but disguised as a tilted steel beam. You could almost believe it fell during a tremor, although not likely at such a rakish angle. Earthquake chic: it's shaking the world!